Admins!!! the bane of our cyber lives ...... be it from the office or on your college admins everywhere are a cause for worry. If you however are of the lucky few who have unadministrated access to the Internet, well consider yourselves lucky not to have crossed the paths of this particular group of people.
Broadly speaking there are types of admins 1) The dumb admin, 2) The laidback admin & 3)The 'Pain in the Ass' admin. Of these the one you have to worry bout are the Second and the third one... you never mess with them cause if you do they can quickly ensure that somehow even though the ip you are working on is correct and you have excellent wifi connectivity yet somehow you cant access the net. Then you gotta call them and they would at first send some apprentice fuck who has no clue what he's doing and manages to figure out that part before returning to his Guru for instructions, the Guru would then grunt his displeasure at being interrupted from his ritualistic reading of "Admins Weekly" or whatever it is that they read, gives the underling a disdainful look and troops over to you and looks at you like you are the most stupid person in all of the 4 Dimensions... plays a few handstrokes over the keyboard and Voila! your internet starts to work... as he leaves you mutter a "Thank you" to which his only reply is a Smile that is clearly meant to say "You Stupid Fuck".... and as soon as he's outta earshot you mutter "Asshole!"
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