Essentially these are movies with the plot explained in One Line..... Short and to the fucking point :)
- 300: Gays kill blacks.
- 8 MILE: White man successfully coopts black culture to impress other whites.
- CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
- CRANK: Drug addict spends last day in orgy of rape and violence.
- DAREDEVIL: Blind man pisses off crime boss, gets all his girl-friends killed.
- DARK KNIGHT RETURNS: Aging sadist corrupts, endangers minor, facilitates murder, destroys superhero comic books for 30 years.
- DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national.
- DONNIE DARKO: Hallucinating teen crushed by airplane engine.
- FIGHT CLUB: Deranged sociopath guides yuppies to their deaths.
- GLADIATOR: Convict murders head of state.
- GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.
- JUNO: Teen fails to get abortion, ruins lives.
- JURASSIC PARK: Theme park's grand opening pushed back.
- KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
- KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child.
- LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
- LOVE ACTUALLY: Prime Minister risks war with United States over a sexy secretary.
- MULHOLLAND DRIVE: Lesbian relationship is harmful.
- O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU: Southern musicians encounter massive flooding and government incompetence.
- OCEAN'S ELEVEN: Gang of career criminals commit act of terror to facilitate robbery and romance.
- RAMBO III: The United States provides arms, equipment and training to the terrorists behind 9/11.
- RATATOUILLE: Vermin infest restaurant until it is forced to close doors.
- ROBOCOP: Female officer's incompetence leads partner to be murdered and enslaved by corporation.
- ROCKY: White man beats black man.
- SCARFACE: Immigrant finds running his own business stressful, dangerous.
- SCHINDLER'S LIST: Wealthy industrialist expands not-for-profit ventures.
- SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
- SILENCE OF THE LAMBS: Incompetent manipulated by several murderers, stumbles upon suspect completely by accident. Creates situation that allows serial killer to escape.
- SPIDER-MAN: Nerd gets bitten by spider, complains about how this ruins his life for years to come.
- STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
- STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
- STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.
- TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
- THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY: Nameless drifter kills American soldier over stolen money, hangs friend.
- THE MATRIX: Hacker is given perfect justification for mass slaughter.
- THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.
- THE X-MEN: Minority group seeks overthrow of social order.
- THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Kidnapper commits murder several times.
- TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.
- TOP GUN: Pilot routinely endangers Air Traffic Controllers.
- TRAINSPOTTING: Statutory rapist and junkie sifts through human waste, gets enormous sum of money.
- TRANSPORTER: Repressed homosexual kills employers.
- TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.
- V FOR VENDETTA: Dystopian government overthrown by faceless conformity.
- WALL-E: Obsolete robot disrupts big business, disrupts lives of millions of innocent civilians.
- WAR OF THE WORLDS: Immigrants face difficulty acclimating.
- Requiem for a Dream : 3 Junkieson heroin/coke, 1 Old Lady on Speed, all end up in shitty circumstances
Nice list!!
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